Water makes the world go ’round, but here’s how the water goes ’round the world—and sometimes doesn’t—due to the one-inch smelt.
At one point in Waterworld—the 1995 bomb of a movie about a submerged Earth and a near career ender for Kevin Costner (or was that The Postman? Draft Day?)—his Mariner character declares, “Nothing’s free in Waterworld.” Well, you don’t have to go to the future for that to be true; been to Disneyland lately, Kev? And one of the things people pay a lot of money for is water: in bottles, through pipes, from hoses. Water is not only basic to human life but commercial existence as well, used to manufacture and transport just about everything on Earth, about three-quarters of which is covered in water. A world covered in water? That sounds like a good movie …